Who is the Testy Hostess?

The Testy Hostess is middle-aged, and loves reading and entertaining thoughts of entertaining.  Born and raised in Florida (Sunshine State U.S.A.), Testy loves the shade and a cool beverage (the bluer, the better).  She loves eating other people’s appetizers and reading recipes but not actually cooking~ever.  She constantly seeks the Platonic ideal of entertaining without ever actually interacting with people.